General
Characteristics
All
pictures contained below are based on sightings and descriptions given by
interviewed golfers. Your sighting and experiences maybe totally
different.
Golflins:
appear to be 2”– 3” in height, look similar to small woodland
animals They are invisible, but have been sited on occasion, by
golfers in a fit of rage. They possess strange powers allowing them to
alter your golf shots.
Warning:
Ignoring them is not a tactic. Try fooling them, laugh a lot and
have fun.
Courselin: The boss of all the Golflins for a given course. Sometimes He will test your character before you ever get to the first tee, pulling balls and tees out of your bag and throwing them about, pushing your bag over, All kinds of things that will make your day special. (Irgo the Courselin)
Teelins: On each tee, sometimes knock your just cleaned ball out of your hand, or push your ball off the tee, ride on your ball as it flies onto the fairway hopeful directing it right down the middle. (Lazor the Teelin)
Fairlins:
Love to push your ball out of divots, nudge your ball close to the edge
of fairway hazards
leaving you no stance, ride on your ball making your
ball dive or float.
Whatever you do, replace your divots, keep this little
fellow working for your best shots.
(Ork the Fairlin)
Treelins: Grab your ball when it comes close to the bushes or trees. You can never tell if he is going to send your ball further in or throw it out into the fairway. Ever had your ball land behind a tree or on the wrong side to make a swing? You didn’t think that was an accident did you? (Vek the Treelin)
Hazlins:
take great delight in extending their very
stretchable arms, grabbing your ball and pulling it into their hazard or
maybe even throwing it out. At
this writing there is no known way to appease a Hazlin.
(Enup the Hazlin)
Bunklins:
Are lovely little creatures, they love to lay on the beach. They
love to keep your ball from burying in the sand or staying up against a
lip. WARNING - If you don’t
rake the trap, the Bunklins may not be
pleased with
you.
(Ula the bunklin)
Greenlins: rule the putting surface, they decide whether your ball is going to stay on the green, or fall into the hole. They can make your ball go where ever they want. Always repair ball marks as this is the best way to get a Greenlin to help you on the greens.
(Mery the Greenlin)
Golflins
in general like help you with your game.
Be happy, have a good time
Respect other golfers
Respect the course
Obey the rules
and the Golflins will
get to know you
and love
to see you come to the course.
